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Anonymous asked: are you excited for the new star wars movie?

I’m still traumatized by Return of the Jedi. Don’t tell me George Lucas is planning to make another movie. My soul’s already half-dead.

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Anonymous asked: Are you attracted to Jackie?

If by “attracted” you mean, “I’d rather hurl myself into a volcano than ever touch her fun parts,” then yes.

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Anonymous asked: If you could play any instrument, what would you play?

Anything that would turn on m’lady.image

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bad-night-star asked: may the force be with this blog.

Thanks, but what a blog? Is it half-bog, half-log? Where a society of frogs lives?

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therealredforman asked: Hey Eric, I can't seem to find my right foot. Can you check and see if I misplaced it in your ass?

And this is why I don’t come by the house more often. Tell Mom, ‘Hello,” for me.

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carnpbellbain asked: Hey, maybe we could hang out and play together someday. I play guitar. Little bit. And bass. But my thing is definitely the drums. You know if Hyde, Donna, Kelso, Jackie or Fez play something?

I can play about three chords on my guitar, so … maybe we can write some punk songs. Kelso thinks he can play guitar, but he knows as many chords as I do. Fez can catch attract crows with a whistle, but as far as I know, Donna, Jackie, and Hyde aren’t musically inclined.

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Anonymous asked: What's the stupidest thing you ever said on the circle (and of course, remember saying it)?

Stupid? Man, I say some of the coolest things in the circle.

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Anonymous asked: I guess I'm going to your basement tomorrow then. Hyde's better not call me Erica Forman, tho. Sounds kinda weird to me? But yeah, I almost gave up on Star Wars after "The Empire Strikes Back", I can't seem to remember that Luke and Leia are brother and sister, it seems so unreal. Luke is the right guy to Leia and that kiss was not "brotherly", lemme tell you. It's so weird Han with Leia... I'll bring my lightsaber (it's blue!).

That was a great lightsaber fight we had last weekend. None of my friends ever want to play Jedi…

Okay, and now I see why. That sounds plain weird.

Anyway, if Laurie ever kissed me the way Leia kisses Luke in The Empire Strikes Back, I’d have to cut off my lips and set them on fire.

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Anonymous asked: Opinion on redheads?

I’m getting married to one, so I can safely say they’re the bee’s knees! And super-hot. Especially mine.

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swaywithme-swaywithease asked: what's your favorite band?

Styx!

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