robin-1994 said:

i would die to have a relationship like yours and donna’s. how do you do it? xx




If you die, you can’t exactly have a relationship like mine and Donna’s, can you? Then again, who knows what heaven’s like? Maybe you’ll find a nice ghost who has awesome hand gestures like mine and waggles his ghostly eyebrows as he talks…

Never mind.

My relationship with Donna hasn’t always been easy. We started out as best friends, which both helped and made things more complicated as we transitioned into touching each other’s fun parts.

One of the most important lessons we learned, though, is to AVOID THE SILENT TREATMENT AT ALL COSTS. You heard that, right? AVOID THE SILENT TREATMENT…ATALLCOSTS.

I make a lot of mistakes. It’s in my nature. Donna makes her share of them, too, but we always talk out our misunderstandings. Fighting is inevitable, but our love for each other is like the Force. It surrounds us and penetrates us … and, okay, that just got dirty.

Anyway, the point is that if the one you love does something you don’t like—or vice versa—you have to talk about it. Don’t let it fester, or you’ll end up like Donna’s parents: not together.
said:
i would die to have a relationship like yours and donna’s. how do you do it? xx
If you die, you can’t exactly have a relationship like mine and Donna’s, can you? Then again, who knows what heaven’s like? Maybe you’ll find a nice ghost who has awesome hand gestures like mine and waggles his ghostly eyebrows as he talks…
Never mind.
My relationship with Donna hasn’t always been easy. We started out as best friends, which both helped and made things more complicated as we transitioned into touching each other’s fun parts.
One of the most important lessons we learned, though, is to AVOID THE SILENT TREATMENT AT ALL COSTS. You heard that, right? AVOID THE SILENT TREATMENT…

AT
ALL
COSTS.
I make a lot of mistakes. It’s in my nature. Donna makes her share of them, too, but we always talk out our misunderstandings. Fighting is inevitable, but our love for each other is like the Force. It surrounds us and penetrates us … and, okay, that just got dirty.
Anyway, the point is that if the one you love does something you don’t like—or vice versa—you have to talk about it. Don’t let it fester, or you’ll end up like Donna’s parents: not together.
There’s—there’s a clone of me!
I feel like I’m living in a comic book.

There’s—there’s a clone of me!

I feel like I’m living in a comic book.

lesspissedoff:

I’m about to order inventory for my record store. W.B. told me I should hit the streets and ask what “the kids” are into these days, so…
Who’re your three favorite bands or singers? And what the hell do ya like about ‘em?
You can tell me here.


The kids are into Styx, Hyde. I keep telling you that.

lesspissedoff:

I’m about to order inventory for my record store. W.B. told me I should hit the streets and ask what “the kids” are into these days, so…

Who’re your three favorite bands or singers? And what the hell do ya like about ‘em?

You can tell me here.

The kids are into Styx, Hyde. I keep telling you that.

Um … so I smoked some of that new “film” Leo gave Hyde, and this girl—well, woman—asked me to play myself in the same game Hyde’s playing when he’s the circle. And now I’ve got a circle version of my life, too.
It’s kind of scary.
Eric Forman: Stuck in Cloud CityEric Forman: Stuck in Cloud CityEric Forman: Stuck in Cloud City

Um … so I smoked some of that new “film” Leo gave Hyde, and this girl—well, woman—asked me to play myself in the same game Hyde’s playing when he’s the circle. And now I’ve got a circle version of my life, too.

It’s kind of scary.

Eric Forman: Stuck in Cloud City
Eric Forman: Stuck in Cloud City
Eric Forman: Stuck in Cloud City

lesspissedoff:

dojo-of-coolness:

I’m all alone here in my skull.Place is smoky but freakin’ dull.Forman and Jackie flew the coop.Open to questions, even if they’re crap—I mean poop.Man, playin’ myself in a game … hope it don’t rot my brain cells.

Heheheh.


What, there’s no imaginary me running around your brain, Hyde? I could jump in there and tell you how George Lucas got the second two Star Wars movies completely WRONG.

lesspissedoff:

dojo-of-coolness:

I’m all alone here in my skull.
Place is smoky but freakin’ dull.
Forman and Jackie flew the coop.
Open to questions, even if they’re crap—I mean poop.

Man, playin’ myself in a game … hope it don’t rot my brain cells.

Heheheh.

What, there’s no imaginary me running around your brain, Hyde? I could jump in there and tell you how George Lucas got the second two Star Wars movies completely WRONG.

lesspissedoff:

What’s your biggest fear in one word, man?


Spiders.

lesspissedoff:

What’s your biggest fear in one word, man?

Spiders.



notliketherest91 asked jedidumbass:
I know you should never kiss and tell but has Donna ever gone down on you?



I’m a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak a little louder next time.
And … we’re out.

I’m a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak a little louder next time.

And … we’re out.

Happy Mother’s Day, Mom—and thanks for everything you do. I love you.

Happy Mother’s Day, Mom—and thanks for everything you do. I love you.



sapphire-zebra asked:
May the 4th be with you, Eric!



Uh … thank you. But May 4, 1983 will forever be the day my world began to make no sense. I got to see a special sneak preview of Return of the Jedi. I entered a contest in the Star Wars fan club—and let me tell you, I’m letting my membership lapse after this year—but that’s neither here nor there.
On May 25, I advice you STAY AWAY from the theater. Do not watch Return of the Jedi unless you want your world to crumble … like mine has.

Uh … thank you. But May 4, 1983 will forever be the day my world began to make no sense. I got to see a special sneak preview of Return of the Jedi. I entered a contest in the Star Wars fan club—and let me tell you, I’m letting my membership lapse after this year—but that’s neither here nor there.

On May 25, I advice you STAY AWAY from the theater. Do not watch Return of the Jedi unless you want your world to crumble … like mine has.

This is not happening. This is not happening. This is not happening. Leia is NOT Luke’s sister. It has to be a trick … a trick of the Dark Side of the Force. This is not happening. This is not happening. This is not happening.

This is not happening. This is not happening. This is not happening. Leia is NOT Luke’s sister. It has to be a trick … a trick of the Dark Side of the Force. This is not happening. This is not happening. This is not happening.