daredanddone asked:
You remind me of a friend of mine, he scared of spiders, he looks at porn magazines, and he has tiny wrists! Hehe so how are you and Donna now?



Uh … was that a burn? Did you just burn me? Or were you being friendly? With my friends and family, I have trouble telling the difference. 
Anyway, hello there. Donna and I are doing great. She kills spiders for me, and I look at a lot less porn for her. We’re both in college and waiting until graduation before we set a wedding date. 
And I’m really eager to see Return of the Jedi. Only three more months to go. Leia’s gotta pick Luke. She just has to.

Uh … was that a burn? Did you just burn me? Or were you being friendly? With my friends and family, I have trouble telling the difference.

Anyway, hello there. Donna and I are doing great. She kills spiders for me, and I look at a lot less porn for her. We’re both in college and waiting until graduation before we set a wedding date. 

And I’m really eager to see Return of the Jedi. Only three more months to go. Leia’s gotta pick Luke. She just has to.

Man, I wish. Then I wouldn’t have had all that trouble during my senior year of high school. Donna’s Catholic-school uniform almost made me fail out.

Ooookay, that was the strangest prank phone call I’ve gotten in my life. Someone pretending to be my dad and making up nonsense words like “internet”. What kind of net is that? The netting in lacrosse sticks?

And what’s the point of lacrosse anyway? I barely got through T-ball as a kid, so … no wonder I failed gym class. This body wasn’t built for sports.

It’s 1983, people! Don’t you think it’s time to evolve past gym classes?



myjeana asked:
Tell red i said fuck Green bay packers, go Chicago Bears!!!



Do you have a death wish?

Do you have a death wish?



someone-a-no-one asked:
How come you don’t ask Red why he hates you, or is hating you a way to show you that he loves you ??



Um … I wouldn’t say he hates me. He just loves to yell at me because—well, he loves it. And he thinks it’ll turn me back into a bear. But he doesn’t understand that his yelling turned me into the duck I am.
But his yelling at me is better than how awkward things get between us when he doesn’t talk to me at all. Yeesh.

Um … I wouldn’t say he hates me. He just loves to yell at me because—well, he loves it. And he thinks it’ll turn me back into a bear. But he doesn’t understand that his yelling turned me into the duck I am.

But his yelling at me is better than how awkward things get between us when he doesn’t talk to me at all. Yeesh.

dontcontradictme:



jasperalice4ever asked dontcontradictme:
whos better in bed? michael or Steven? :P



Steven.

Kelso, she didn’t even hesitate! Burn!

dontcontradictme:

Steven.

Kelso, she didn’t even hesitate! Burn!



lord-of-the-lava-lamp asked:
I met a couple of new friends and this one girl got really annoyed at me cause i call everyone man, you know man ?



I sure do. Hyde had that problem sometimes, too.

I sure do. Hyde had that problem sometimes, too.



lord-of-the-lava-lamp asked:
What is a really easy way of making friends ?



I’ve found by being a friend, you make friends. Be the friend to others that you want others to be to you.
Also, having common interests helps. Like, my friends and I all like to hang out in my basement. But if you don’t have a basement, then you could take a class or join an “activities group,” as my mom likes to call them. I met some great people in my class The Social Significance of Jedi Culture.

I’ve found by being a friend, you make friends. Be the friend to others that you want others to be to you.

Also, having common interests helps. Like, my friends and I all like to hang out in my basement. But if you don’t have a basement, then you could take a class or join an “activities group,” as my mom likes to call them. I met some great people in my class The Social Significance of Jedi Culture.



lord-of-the-lava-lampasked:
Hey, how did you get through your last year of high school, mine is killing me, with all the stuff i have to remember.



Last year of high school, last year of high school … yeah. I was secretly engaged to Donna. Then Red found out and made my life a living hell. He fired me from my job, took the Vista Cruiser away from me. So I rode my bike ten miles a day to Donna’s school and brought her home.
Homework wasn’t as much of a priority as it should’ve been. I focused on the subjects I was really good at—like history and math—and the other subjects, I let myself get by with slightly lower grades. So English and Science became became a B+ instead of an A-. And the world didn’t end.
I also took a year off after graduation and chased butterflies, became a roller-disco champion, took up illustration, and tried my hand at petty theft and chiropracty. Yeah, that was fun.

Last year of high school, last year of high school … yeah. I was secretly engaged to Donna. Then Red found out and made my life a living hell. He fired me from my job, took the Vista Cruiser away from me. So I rode my bike ten miles a day to Donna’s school and brought her home.

Homework wasn’t as much of a priority as it should’ve been. I focused on the subjects I was really good at—like history and math—and the other subjects, I let myself get by with slightly lower grades. So English and Science became became a B+ instead of an A-. And the world didn’t end.

I also took a year off after graduation and chased butterflies, became a roller-disco champion, took up illustration, and tried my hand at petty theft and chiropracty. Yeah, that was fun.



swaywithme-swaywithease asked jedidumbass:
eric, if you could get any tattoo what would you get?



Well, I already have a tattoo. Yeah, of Woodstock. Where? On my butt. It was supposed to b Donna’s name, but Leo only knows how to tattoo tiny yellow birds, apparently.
If I were to get another tattoo, though, I’d probably get a lightsaber. Or the Millennium Falcon.

Well, I already have a tattoo. Yeah, of Woodstock. Where? On my butt. It was supposed to b Donna’s name, but Leo only knows how to tattoo tiny yellow birds, apparently.

If I were to get another tattoo, though, I’d probably get a lightsaber. Or the Millennium Falcon.